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Astrologically Positive Body Image
Body image is often based on what society says we are supposed to look like, but in magazines, movies and on TV you will see everybody you don’t look like. Maybe you are somewhat overweight, underweight or have some other issue like adult acne or terminally bad hair days. Here are some tips, through the […]
Beautiful Fat Ass Babe Society: Unite With Laughter
Laughter. What a cause. What a cure. We had to do it – create an empowering society of B-FABs (Beautiful Fat Ass Babes) that are fully committed to huge amounts of fun. The B-FAB movement has begun, and big fat belly laughs for one and all are our goal.
Laughter is critical to well being for […]
Fashion – Not Just For Skinny Bitches
“I’m tired of thin people telling me what to do,” is Janette’s new motto. Have you noticed how the thin people always have an opinion on what you should wear and whether you should feel comfortable in a locker room or at the beach? Our B-FAB (Beautiful Fat Ass Babe) friends don’t do […]
On Being Naked and Other Dreaded Nightmares
Most of us, B-FAB or not, would be horrified at having to be naked in public. (A B-FAB is a Beautiful Fat Ass Babe and at this point with over 65% of Americans being overweight or obese, we now outnumber the Skinny Bitches.) There is something extremely primitive about that feeling of exposure. […]
Single in the City With a BFA
Finding yourself single (again) sucks. We’ve all been there – thinking that things are going really, really well with someone, only to find out he’s had a crush on your closest male friend for quite some time. Darn. Add the complication that you can’t stand what you look like from behind and it’s enough […]
The Massively Popular Art of Self-Loathing With a Big Fat Ass
If you’re like most of us, you hate yourself. Maybe you don’t dislike you in any kind of obvious way; you don’t break mirrors with a hair brush upon seeing your reflection or whip yourself with a cat-o-nine-tails before bedtime. No, this itchy I-really-think-I-suck feeling is buried in a deep, dark, hidden place. […]
The Quandary of Eating With a Big Fat Ass
In our new book, Embracing Your Big Fat Ass (Atria), we say what everybody knows by now: Diets don’t work. Ouch, in fact they hurt. They cause you to end up losing lean muscle mass and increasing fat in the muscle/fat ratio thing that causes you to burn fewer and few calories […]
What’s in a Word? Well Apparently Everything!
As it turns out we have a title that we have to preface with “pardon my language, but I wrote a book…” We thought we had a strong word in our title perhaps even a powerful word, but mostly…we thought we had a funny word. Pretty much if you tag our word-we-can’t-say onto anything it […]
